ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

jesus, fuck this 

(Source: simulatedcity)


If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about


exhibit 72936 of why the marvel vs dc argument is stupid: both let rob liefield draw actual comics for them that actual real life people bought

there are no winners here


Marvel is looking to hire a new employee

Job Title: Marvel Sniper

Job Description: Someone to follow all Marvel cast members around during panels and interviews and point a laser pointer at them whenever they start to give away too much information

I was born ready

Anonymous asked
you're only really into Guardians of the Galaxy because a new movie is coming out, poser


you mean I, like many others, only really heard about a cool yet relatively obscure comic series that hasn’t gotten much discussion in years prior thanks to the fact they’re making a major motion picture about it with a successful marketing plan?

oh man

you got me

my horrible secret


this is so embarrassing

how do I deal with the shame