Oi, the name is Pam.I live in Houston, Texas with two crazy room mates who I use as writing material. I draw and paint and I want to be your friend.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
im gonna watch madoka magica!!!!!
why did i do this. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. im so sorry. im trash.
nO PURPLE MADOKA NO
NO YELLOW MADOKA NO!!!!!!!
ITS ONLY THE THIRD FUCKING EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT KIND OF SHOUJO ANIME IS THIS
(Source: velvet-toucher)
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski)
Got inspired to make some Hannibal posters. Click for the higherres.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
She had not known before that she wanted all these things, that she preferred dark hair and a slightly cruel expression, that she wished for tallness, or that a man kneeling might thrill her.
Deathless, Catherynne M. Valente (via heartsnatcher)
WHOEVER YOU ARE, DOES IT MATTER NOW?
[a general hannibal fanmix]this is a curation of the darkly atmospheric and the moody, of plucky strings and clinking piano keys. it is not for when hannibal is carving into you, but when he is merely there, watching.
(Source: physionomiste)
