sebastianmylove asked
Imagine Bucky wants to get his dog tags replaced because Hydra had gotten rid of his. When they asked him for his "next of kin", he said Steve Rogers without skipping a beat. That's what he said 70 odd years ago and it's never going to change.

imaginebucky:

he doesn’t give it a second thought because of course it’s steve, it’s always been steve, no one else even crossed his mind. but then, a few months later, after he’s been fighting alongside the avengers (he still doesn’t consider himself one of them, doesn’t think he ever will, really) he gets called in by coulson.

"we need you to list your next of kin, any and all people we should contact if something happens to you. we would have gotten to this sooner but we’ve been a bit busy cleaning up after hydra."

bucky takes a moment to think it over, then nods his head decisively and rattles off his list: “steve rogers, natasha romanoff, sam wilson, clint barton, tony stark, pepper potts, bruce banner, thor odinson, jane foster, darcy lewis, and james rhodes. those are the people that should be notified if anything happens.”

he’s always had steve, but it’s nice to add more people to the list 

my neck hurts because i choked back a really loud sob

Played 169,987 times

wholetjackdrive:

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys/Vitamin String Quartet; The left ear is the official studio version by Arctic Monkeys, while the right ear is the official studio cover by the Vitamin String Quartet.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

demonfeathers:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

image

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

image

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

image

my counter:

image

piccolo trombone 

I hope it makes kazoo noises

brainwashedassassins asked
Imagine Steve and Bucky making pancakes in the morning, sliding around the kitchen in their underwear and socks and singing off-key to obnoxiously tacky pop songs and ending up with flour everywhere

imaginebucky:

they don’t hear sam’s knock on the front door because they’re too busy screaming along to ‘sk8r boi’ at the top of their lungs.

steve is singing into a bowl full of pancake batter while bucky has half a pancake shoved in his mouth and is trying (and failing) to air guitar with a small spatula when sam coughs pointedly.

"this isn’t what it looks like," steve gets out after a few moments of stunned almost-silence, sk8r boi continuing to play in the background.

sam grins knowingly. “well, that’s a damn shame, ‘cause i love this song.”

they don’t hear natasha come in through the window twenty minutes later because she’s stealth incarnate (and also because the three of them are in the middle of a rousing rendition of ‘since you’ve been gone’).

she gives them a round of applause when the song ends - sam drops the syrup bottle, bucky chokes on half a pancake (a different half this time; he really loves pancakes), and steve grabs a frying pan to use as a weapon.

she just raises an eyebrow, unimpressed. “you better have ‘toxic’ on that thing.”

Anonymous asked
ok but what if tony was trying to help bucky catch up with things and he takes steve and him to play laser tag and things get out of hand between all three of them really really quickly

imaginebucky:

OH MY GOD BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AVENGERS PLAYING LASER TAG.

like it starts out as just tony and steve and bucky and then one day natasha and clint appear out of nowhere and are positively ruthless in their victory. and bucky just shakes his head at steve and tony and says, “screw you guys i’m going to team up with the sniper.”

(tony just screams TRAITOR while clint sticks his tongue out at him. what babies.)

but it turns into a massive thing, okay, because natasha and clint and bucky together are lethal, so tony reels pepper in and steve gets sam in, and natasha bribes darcy with delicious cookies and darcy drags thor in (who tony kicks out after he break two guns, so thor helps bruce officiate)

the game moves past the arena into the tower and then into the city. it continues off and on for years, but it all comes to a head just after SHIELD is properly reestablished.

the new shield headquarters are sprawling and it becomes the ideal playing ground. soon every agent is playing on one team or another, and no one objects because it’s good tactical training-

that is, until fury rides through the doors on a motorcycle with two laser guns the size of small cannons to mow down everyone in sight. (bucky, watching everything go down with director coulson in his office, is laughing so hard tears are leaking.)

and that’s the end of that.

domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

edgebug:

strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

okay but for real whoever the fuck drew this rocks too hard at anatomy

TOO HARD

(Source: fuckyesdeadpool)